Small Penis Humiliation
Aw… it’s so cute!
All you need is two fingers to stroke it!
Sissy Clitty
Itty Bitty, Teeny Weeny
Are You in Yet? Because I can’t feel it…
Hello, my Sexy Perverts! As some of you know, I love humiliating you, and you love me humiliating you too! You may have even heard me say some of those things to you. I really do love small penis humiliation. And if you do too, this blog post is for you!
We already know that the best way to have fun with your angry inch is to learn to enjoy SPH with your favorite Mistress. But aside from that, what can you do to cope with your unfortunate penis predicament? Well, because I adore all of you teeny weeny peeny guys (in a purely non-sexual way, of course), I have created a list of other ways to cope with life with a tiny penis.
It goes without saying that I am not a health care professional and that almost nothing here is likely to be scientifically or medically accurate. But, I do know a thing or two about what (or actually isn’t) in your pants, so it is sure to be helpful or at least entertaining for you.
Small Penis Humiliation Alternative #1 – Pretend That It’s Not A Problem
You can try convincing yourself that it’s not important. Repeating common phrases like “size doesn’t matter,” “but I’m great at pleasing women in other ways,” and “I have a lot of other good qualities” is a good start. Also, you can tell yourself that women don’t really like big dicks – no matter what we tell our girlfriends when we talk about you.
Or, you can maintain that it’s not actually that small. After all, four inches is just about average, right? Right?? Or that your excellent sexual techniques can make up for any inadequacy in length. You could also just never look at it and maintain a state of denial of the entire issue.
All of these things might be a bit difficult, though, since you know I won’t let you forget for a second that your penis is a complete disappointment. And you’ll be right back to staring at it and knowing that women just don’t want what you have to offer in the dick department.
Small Penis Humiliation Alternative #2 – Try Male Enhancement Products
I’m sure that you’ve been at least a little curious about the miracle medications, gadgets, mysterious cures, and therapies that are everywhere online. And I don’t blame you – men’s insecurity about their penis size supports a more than one billion dollar industry in the US alone!
If you are thinking about using penis enhancement pills or topical treatements, a minimal amount of googling will tell you that these mostly contain only herbs and other ineffective ingredients. They are also usually expensive, possibly unsafe, and lack any type of proof that they actually do anything at all.
Surgeries, injections and implants are other possibilities but they usually have limited, if any impact on penis size and can be risky as well. Vacuum pumps, weights and stretching exercises can increase size a bit but can be painful, the effects are temporary and even have the potential to damage your cute little dick.
All of these things sound like a waste of time and money to me – especially time and money you could be spending with your favorite Mistress instead!
Small Penis Humiliation Alternative #3 – Talk To Your Doctor
You could always go to see your Doctor and tell them that you think your penis is too small. But what if your medical provider is a woman? Or a dominant, confident male who could have a huge cock hiding under his white coat? Do you really want to admit this secret shame to them?
Even worse, they’ll probably have to poke and prod your limp little baby carrot to examine it, and you know they will be secretly judging you and silently laughing at your lack of size. So, that’s no good either.
Small Penis Humiliation Alternative #4 – Try Creating an Optical Illusion
There are several ways that you can trick women into thinking that your penis isn’t as small as it actually is:
- Trim your pubic hair. That bird’s nest of hair isn’t helping you at all visually. Really, you should be doing this regularly, anyway. Have some class, guys.
- Hit the gym. Getting in shape and losing weight can help a bit. The fitter and leaner your body is, the bigger your dick looks!
- Keep warm. Shrinkage is a real thing, and you want to make a good impression – especially the first time your lady friend sees it. Always maximize the little length you have by getting naked in the warmest environment possible.
However, even though all of these can make a difference, it’s only visual and not functional. This could be considered misleading women and you don’t want to do that, do you?
Small Penis Humiliation Alternative #5 – Purchase A Penis Extending Sleeve
A penis extending sleeve is an easy way to live out your fantasy of having a big, thick cock. Just pop one on your little nubbin – it’s like a costume for your cock! The advantage of this option is that it is a functional enhancement as well as a visual one. Both you and your partner can pretend that you are adequately endowed. You will like the look of your enhanced member, and she will appreciate the feeling of more length and girth for once.
Actually, I really like this one because despite the advantages of using a penis sleeve, it has to also feel pretty humiliating. And you know I love that! Eventually you will have to take it off and you’ll realize that all you’ve done is slide your tiny dick into a much bigger fake dick and you’re not actually fooling anyone.
Your Best Option – Just Give In To SPH!
As you can see, it’s clear that this is the best option and what you really need. The sooner you embrace your need for humiliation and shame, the better. You know how good it feels to be laughed at and shamed for your inadequacies. It’s what you call me for every time, even if you can’t admit it to yourself yet. I know that my small penis humiliation makes your cute little guy hard just thinking about it.
You love it when I call you names, mock you, and humiliate you. And you love it even more when I call your manhood into question and your ability to please women. Some of you even want me to tell you all about how some other guy – a real man with a huge cock – is pleasing your woman way better than you ever could.
Yes, my small penis humiliation is all you need!
What Did You Think?
So, sexy perverts – what did you think about my take on SPH? Let me know in the comments below!
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Great take! I love SPH!
Thanks! I’m glad you liked it 😊❤️
Ms Roxie, even though I can’t please a woman sexually with my penis size, I am able to please a woman in other ways that are even more satisfying to her, things like gifts, tributes, VB’s, devotion, and obedience. This is one of the reasons I like femdom phone sex so much.
Pet, I love knowing this and it is something that I am very much looking forward to discussing with you at length… 😉
Oh Mistress Roxie, nothing to prick up my ears more, than hearing of another SPH blog post.
When it comes to small penis humiliation, I’m all in.
So to speak. Those 5 alternatives you speak of…(I get somewhat anxious past that pesky number 4 for some reason) all are rock solid.
Oh yeah, that’s “another” blog topic. Very valid points you present, unlike…ahem, well.
So we will just skip #1 because there is no beating around the bush…as humiliating as that may be, or unless Mistress demands it.
#2? That vacuum pump I bought? From the beautiful sales associate at the adult boutique? I’m still blushing, and no it didn’t work!
#3. The doctor? She…yes she knows me quite well (and knows I crossdress). My chart must be a hoot!
#4. The optical illusion is a great suggestion but even a summer in the sauna won’t turn my mini sizzler into a sausage!
#5 Already? Sigh. It looks as though we have saved the best for last Mistress Roxie! Indeed it would be so humiliating but as Bullwinkle said to Rocky…(or perhaps Roxie)
“Nothin’ up my sleeve!”
Great blog post!
Thank you little peg! I’m glad you liked it and carefully considered all of my suggestions 🙂
What a great list, Roxie! I loved each of your suggestions but absofuckinglutely agree with the very last!!
They should just embrace their shortcomings and give in to small penis humiliation.
Yep, I agree! I saved the best for last. Thanks for commenting, Ms Demi and I’m glad you liked my little list 😊