Kinky Sex Toys are For Everyone!

 

Hello, my sexy perverts!  This week we’re continuing the break from our Mistress and Her Sissy Slave story for something a little different!

 

 

Sex Toy Secrets

 

 

Do you want to know a secret about a lot of guys I talk to?  They don’t always use sex toys!  And I find this situation totally unacceptable.  Sure, your hand works fine.  Or just two fingers if that’s your situation.  But ask yourself, how much better could your masturbation sessions be with just one kinky sex toy?  Quite a bit, actually.  

 

I said this was the case with a lot of guys.  Some guys do indeed use toys and a few are even expert collectors and users.  One gentleman I know has enough kinky sex toys to neatly store and fill up an over-the-door shoe rack. (You know who you are, handsome…) But everyone can use a few new ideas!

 

For one thing, I am an advocate of every person with a prostate exploring the ecstasy that can arise from stimulating it.  If you haven’t tried it with a kinky sex toy,, you’re missing out.  Missing out on amazingly better orgasms, for one.  And most of you are not going to be able to locate, or much less properly trigger the desired feelings manually.  And another drawback is that most likely your fingers don’t vibrate.  All you need to make this happen are butt plugs, vibrating dildos, and prostate stimulators.

 

Does all this talk of butt-stuff sound a little advanced or intimidating to you? Not a problem.  You can start off with a nearly endless line-up of kinky sex toys that stay on the outside.  And all you have to do to find your new silicone companion is read below for some of the things I recommend the most. And then decide which kind of toy you’re going to add to your self-gratification sessions.

 

 

Male Masturbator Toys

 

 

These are your pocket pussies, masturbation sleeves, and Fleshlights. They’re all basically tube-shaped and have a hole on one end.  This hole leads to a soft, textured silicone core that is supposed to feel like a vagina or a mouth or even a butt-hole.  Some of them even vibrate.  

 

The best part of these kinky sex toys is that the hole where you insert your patiently waiting phallus actually looks like a vagina, a mouth, or a butt-hole. And if you’re really lucky, your favorite porn star has subjected herself to having all of these orifices made into a mold so when you squish your way into the hole, it’s an exact replica of her body parts.  

 

Of course, there are drawbacks to these toys.  They can be big and bulky and they’re hard to clean.  I get it.  I really do.  You all can look very silly pumping a giant flashlight-shaped object up and down your shaft. And although I’ve never had to clean one of these things, it does look like a chore.  

 

There is good news, though.  Brands like Tenga and even Fleshlight are making sleek, attractive models that are much easier to clean.  So, go!  Get yourself one of these kinky sex toys and start stroking for me!

 

 

Kinky Sex Toys – Cock Rings!

 

 

Another type of kinky sex toy that I like for guys to have are vibrating cock rings. They’re pretty simple.  They fit snuggly at the bottom of the shaft and just do their thing.   If you happen to have your cock inside of a female, she can enjoy the vibrations too.  And, of course, it works like a regular cock ring and helps you get harder and stay harder.  This one is an easy decision – get one of these round, vibrating kinky sex toys and attempt to satisfy your lady.   

 

 

Hats for Your Penis – Sleeves and Extenders

 

 

Okay, you know who you are.  You’re a little on the small side.  Maybe you’re super small or just below average.  Either way, you see that look of disappointment every time you enter your lady.   You know you can’t please her with your penis. Or can you?  Why not try out a penis extender and revel in the extra inches you instantly have. And fuck your lady like you’re the man she deserves.  

 

Yes, it does seem like it might be pretty humiliating to wear a big fake cock over your own small one.  But, you have nothing to worry about.  You love humiliation involving your little dick and your little guy will be happy and hard.  Too bad it will be hiding inside of a big fake cock.

 

 

Next up:  

 

 

I think we’re all ready to revisit the subject of butt toys.  And if that goes well, we might even talk about remote-controlled toys!  

 

Do you miss Mistress and her sissy slave?   Don’t be sad!  Just head over to the beginning:  A Sissy Slave Boss.